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December 2011
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Listencrystalmegaplex: You’re Gonna Die, Destroy All...
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June 2010
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The Captain of our salvation
“He saved others. Himself he could not save!”
Jun 11th
February 2010
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January 2010
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Porn
Porn on my iPhone. La la la…
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August 2009
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March 2009
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Mar 21st
The dog
has a new collar/tag. I’ve got laryngitis. Fun weekend, though.
Mar 14th
February 2009
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November 2008
2 posts
This new generation.
alexbalk: Overheard on the F train yesterday. I’m terrible about guessing these things, but I’d be willing to wager money that these were a couple of NYU kids. They were either dating or doing whatever it is kids do today where they fuck when they get drunk and then pretend it’s all cool. The boy was for sure the professorial type; you could see him lecturing his friends about pretty much...
Nov 11th
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Rage teens jailed And the rage teens jailed Jail the rage teens
Nov 11th
September 2008
1 post
Is that rising panic, or rising damp?
The calm before the storm?
Sep 1st
August 2008
9 posts
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
Lazy, lazy, lazy
Chucked a sickie, coz its the last chance I’ll have some time. Hooray for Bri days! Here’s a hottie to celebrate. (Man, I need a boyfriend!)
Aug 24th
“If you don’t love a movie, you might as well hate it.”
– Pauline Kael
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(BTW, Claudia Schiffer(!) thanks you for your...
VA: That stupid video is wasting my life with its buffering. Am I missing anything insightful?? BWC: No. The horsey-faced German lady (who used to be famous for being pretty) does say “TNS” though. VA: I thought that was a stutter
Aug 3rd
Aug 2nd
Last night at the metro I saw The Breeders: they were magnificent. Kim: “So what is the Aussie equivalent of Florida?” Kelley and 90% of the audience: “The Gold Coast!” Kim (to Kelley): “You don’t know this tribe! You can’t speak for these people!” Kelley (to Kim): “Have you been there?”
Aug 2nd
July 2008
1 post
Alphaville
Thinks started going tits up when I stopped updating this thing. So much of my working life involves the artless, plodding deployment of hackneyed phrases and heavy-handed, sycophantic arse-kissing. I need to stay sharper than that. This is as good a place as any to start.
Jul 25th
April 2008
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“Dungeon children ‘growl and coo’”
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“Burgess, a polyglot who loved language in all its forms, was aware that...”
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March 2008
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Mar 25th